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Should I NOT wear a tutu in my thirties or admit that on (not so) rare occassions I eat frosting with a spoon? Should I NOT dress up in Christmas decorations and burst into the CEO's office looking like a reject from Whoville to wish her a Merry Christmas... or toast life with a purple polka dotted champagne glass (filled with orange juice) before 9 am in the office? Maybe I shouldn't but I like to think that it's part of my charm!

Monday, August 29, 2011

A Single Girls Guide to Car Maintenance!

You know... I wasn't around in the 60's and even if I was, I am pretty sure I would NOT have burned my bra! The truth is that I love the way it supports, lifts and enhances my life!  I also LOVE traditional gender rolls...

Men if you are reading - I will wash the clothes, cook the meals and care for the children (except when they are vomiting). In return, please be prepared to open my door,  take out the trash, shovel the snow, mow the lawn... and CARE for the CAR!!!!

Seriously! WHAT is a single girl supposed to do when... The blinkers stop working. The windshield wipers wear out. The tires get run down. The transmission starts to go. The wheel bearings (what the heck is a wheel bearing) have issues.  The tail lights get cracked. The exhaust starts to leak. The list could go on and on! 

Feeling a little anxious and overwhelmed? 

A Single Girls Guide to Car Maintenance is all you need!  Four simple steps to complete automotive peace of mind!

1) Make sure you have GAP insurance.
2) Wait for a large hurricane, tropical storm, or even a slight breeze (who knows you might get lucky).
3) Park car under large precarious looking tree!
4) Buy a NEW CAR!


*Sadly, this is NOT my vehicle. 
Apparently I am waiting for the tree that will topple with a slight breeze :(
One man (or woman)'s tragedy is an other's triumph!



3 comments:

  1. YAY! I LOVE this!!! Can't wait to read More!!!! I'm gonna "pin" this for sure!!

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  3. Learning basic car repair and maintenance is one of the responsibilities of every car owner. I believe, regardless of gender and age, it's a big advantage to know the basics or the 101s about your own car. Keep in mind that it's not everyday that you'll find someone to help you fix your car problem.

    -Randee Colton @ CapitolHillExxon

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